Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failedhis examination? 'Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,but I never told them anything!!'

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What's the difference between people who pray inchurch and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinosare serious.

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then Irealized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayedfor forgiveness.

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A little boy went up to his father and asked : 'Dad,where did all of my intelligence come from?' His fatherreplied : 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, becauseI still have mine.'

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Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother,saying : 'Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spendstoo much of his time thinking about girls.' The motherwrote back the next day : 'If you find a solution, pleaseadvise. I have the same problem with his father!'